Saturday, September 24, 2011

Mandy Moore

Fat Bastard that Tries to Look Poor

'Michael Moore defends Obamacare and healthcare programs similar to it around the world. Moore says the only "things you maybe have to wait for" are a knee replacement surgery or cataracts. 

"Things that are not life-threatening," Moore said on HBO's "Real Time" with host Bill Maher. "The reason why you have to wait sometimes in those countries is they let everybody in the line. We make 50 million people out of the line so the line is shorter, so sometimes you have to wait as long. If you are a patriotic American, you want every American to be covered the same as you. No, not 'I'm going to get ahead because I have health insurance and they don't,'" Michael Moore explained.'

I love this guy.  Poo-pooing the intense pain people deal with when needing a knee replaced while championing the cause of the (now) 50 million phantom untreated.  I guess because it is called 'replacement' this means that its optional and done for vanity and convenience.  All those people being shut out of healthcare treatment because Maude wants to get her knees did.  And cataracts?  This is a crisis situation.  All ophthalmologists on Michael Moore's orders immediately report to More Important Medical School for retraining.  Your KSA's are far more important to treating those in the Socialist Utopia Mash Unit.

How about this... lets kick all of the people out of the emergency room for less than emergency situations?  That should reduce wait times AND workplace absence rates as people won't have the 'I was at the hospital excuse'...

Even if your assertion is true, He Who Warps Context to His Argument's Benefit, and that I am making the uninsured wait longer for care because of my responsible gluttony, tough titties... I made the economic decision as a free thinking individual to position myself in life so that I would have insurance coverage.  As I am able to complete this economic exchange for a service, maybe I should be able to be seen before others?  However, being a 'patriotic' American (and Patriot, you are not Fat Tird in a Hat) I will let those in greater need (or who only have one or two items at the checkout) butt in front of me.  All because I am nice guy and not because of a corrupt and convoluted government healthcare scheme.

You know what else is patriotic, jackass?  Martyrdom.  Find a box of Organic Jelly Donuts (or whatever is contributing to your physique) and consume while failing to chew.

2 comments:

  1. When Michael Moore has a massive coronary I hope some doctor reminds him that it's "patriotic" to wait in line.

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  2. Whoa... details and facts aren't MM's specialty. Let's just keep all of this severity ranking to the experts: Congress and their political appointees!

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